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lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

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mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

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Make Me Choose
the photobooth challenge or my tumblr tagasked by anonymous

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suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

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dragondicks:

captainellie:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

tbh what pisses me off most about this is that the gendered Kinder Eggs only recently became a thing?? At least in the UK anyway. They were always just fuckin Kinder Eggs for as long as I can remember. Talk about a step backwards. 

yeah, when I was younger kinder eggs were just white. For some reason in the UK we now have blue and pink ones. What the hell.

dragondicks:

captainellie:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

tbh what pisses me off most about this is that the gendered Kinder Eggs only recently became a thing?? At least in the UK anyway. They were always just fuckin Kinder Eggs for as long as I can remember. Talk about a step backwards. 

yeah, when I was younger kinder eggs were just white. For some reason in the UK we now have blue and pink ones. What the hell.

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thatswhatmaryjanesaid:

When you feel you have lost everything, you still have
  • books
  • unexpected kindness in strangers
  • the rest of the world to travel
  • languages to learn
  • animals to take care of
  • volunteer work to do
  • the power of a good night’s rest
  • the changing of seasons
  • infinite things to learn
  • billions of people to meet and possibly love
  • billions of people who might love you back

Needed this today

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vulcanstiels:

i’m laughinf so hard i cnat breathe

vulcanstiels:

i’m laughinf so hard i cnat breathe

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allmonds:

modern day Romeo and Juliet

allmonds:

modern day Romeo and Juliet

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SEE THAT CENTRE FLAG? its the rainbow flag. I feel incredibly proud that my city Edinburgh has decided to fly this on a main building in the centre, especially during the fringe when many tourists arrive. 

It just shows after all those who stuck around and really took pride in being gay even when it wasn’t as socially excepted as now, have made the world an enjoyable place for every LGBTQ+ member. 

Reblog if you think your town/city should have a rainbow flag. :)

SEE THAT CENTRE FLAG? its the rainbow flag. I feel incredibly proud that my city Edinburgh has decided to fly this on a main building in the centre, especially during the fringe when many tourists arrive.

It just shows after all those who stuck around and really took pride in being gay even when it wasn’t as socially excepted as now, have made the world an enjoyable place for every LGBTQ+ member.

Reblog if you think your town/city should have a rainbow flag. :)


I think we all know where Dan got the inspiration for his haircut from

phanpocalypse:

philipleicester:

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who told you this was okay jesus

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